girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."
"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."
'There can be no place for magic in Camelot'
More like: I hate this damn show it was supposed to be fun all I wanted was messing around with swords and melodrama so basically screw you Colin Morgan
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer